A store that sells husbands has just opened in

Johannesburg, where a woman

may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a

description of how the store operates. You may visit the

store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase

as the shopper

ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . ... you

may choose any man

from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot

go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes

to the Husband

Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love

kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,

and are extremely

good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep

going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,

are drop- dead good

looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly

stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,

are drop- dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong

romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor

and the sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your
step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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