COLOUR OF OUR LIFE...

endless

2009-07-28T19:29:00.002+08:00

Sigh~ (what a bad start to start writing).
Seriously, I've been busy lately. I ain't got time to update this poor blog. I am not trying to exaggerate but school works is so not cool. But Alhamdulillah, BPP first draft has been submitted. And we finally have a one week of holiday.

And i would like to congratulate everyone who got in into ITB! Welcome to ITB (= its fun.

Been busy with the new intake 25. We volunteered to help lecturers for the induction week. It was really fun. People knows me like everywhere now. LoL! I find this funny. hehe. and interesting.

And now im busy tally-ing the payment received. please tally. sigh~

I'll write more some other time. Im not having the mood now.

saja

2009-07-15T10:10:00.003+08:00

when someone is successful, it doesn't mean they have a perfect and a happy life path. we should see the path, their life story, behind their success.

its like a beauty without a brain or shopping without money. it's useless!

btw,
Happy Birthday to His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei Darussalam. Allah bless HM! Daulat Kebawah Duli Tuanku.

Happy Birthday also to Ms Azizah and Wani si Najmi (=

ooVoo

2009-07-13T00:22:00.003+08:00

my second attempt for ooVoo. what a disappointment! AGAIN! it was working earlier when i tried it with Aiira. But then when it comes to with Butter and Aiira, it doesnt work. WEBCAM! please! ahaha mentel!

ooVoo

2009-07-10T19:14:00.001+08:00

My 1st ooVoo's attempt which was sadly my webcam was not helping. But it was fun. LoL!
everyone should download and try this application

A quote

2009-07-10T17:25:00.002+08:00

"I'm scared. I'm not as strong as what you think. I'm don't believe in myself as much I believe all of you. I've tried so hard and so much. I've traveled a long journey and now I've reached here. and........... I'm scared"

replied,

" You gave us hope. You gave us faith. You believed in us. We thank you. You might not know this but all this while all of us believed in you. We hope for your success and we want you to achieve it. Not for us. But for yourselves. So, stand up and tell the world that you're no longer scared because you have us and we have you."

for a second, I'm thinking.

Plagiarism

2009-07-09T01:04:00.001+08:00

Plagiarism.
Seriously its NOT GOOD! At least don't make it too obvious.

when the thought strikes,

2009-07-06T00:44:00.004+08:00

The story starts when a boy was infected by H1N1. and he's from UK. so I pity those students who are coming back for their summer holidays. They are recommended to be quarantined for a week. I wonder how can they survive. Maybe 4 days will be the limit and then their boredom strikes. Up til now (the latest that I've heard) the number of cases are 124 cases. and 50 already recovered. I heard there's 1 death but it was not really caused by A(H1N1) virus. the kid's death was caused by heart cancer if I'm not mistaken. my condolences to the family.

Public were told to wear mask in public area. It for our own safety. I know it looks hideous but hey FOR YOUR SAFETY SAKE just wear the mask. I find it funny when this thought came through my mind where if I open a small shop and sell hand sanitizer and mask, I'll be damn rich. Literally rich. Haha... It was proven that the sale increases and most shop is out of stock for face mask and hand sanitizer. Too bad this idea didnt come before the BPP ideas.

Tomorrow, the kids are going back to school to continue for their 3rd Term Schooling. I am so going to be against it if their holidays is going to be extended again. I mean, what's the point of extending the holiday if the kids are still going to the mall. And its packed! I know its beyond our power. But parents, do your responsibilities, will ya?! Please ask your kids to wear mask when they're going to school tomorrow. I'm not blaming all parents but some.

My Semester Break seems very dull. It just started a week ago. 3 more weeks to go. I'm sure it'll be fun if we don't have projects and assignments to be done. The new intake's orientation is within the next two weeks (4th week of my holiday). I just hope time pass by really fast and I mean it. I wanna graduate soon and I wanna get good result. At least let my GPA 2.0. I need to work hard and smart. At this moment I'm not really confident with my BPP Assignment. The accounts part obviously. A friend once asked me " banarkah ko dapat Distinction for ur Business Accounting and Management Accounting ani?" I find it funny. LOL! I just don't like the BPP's Account. It sucks! really bad i should say. And yes, I did get a Distinction. Hahaha.......

A quote:
"Let your failure guide you to success. Never let it hold you back. Use it as a guide to your success because in order to be success you need to pass failure"

Syahmi HMD.

At least an update~

2009-06-29T14:17:00.007+08:00

The guy that has been missing and being missed for 2 freaking long months. Silent Blogger. Here I am back with some ermmmmm something maybe. LOL!

Don't blame him for not updating his blog. Blame the school works. LOTS OF IT. He did tried to update it but again time constraint. Assignments to be due every week from now and til forever. Test before holiday is suck! but he managed to handle it. Just praying for the best. He managed to get a Distinction for his Management Accounting. Hoping that BIS-2 and ITF test result will be okay. Hoping its enough to maintain his current grades. OBE big assignment, BPP, is ongoing now. We have to submit 3 reports in which each to submit every saturday within their 4 weeks of holiday. HRM assignment, Training and Development Project for the Intake 25 is also in progress. They just hope it'll go just fine.

New Phone? YES! LG KF300. Life's good! and its a Luxury with Essential. I bought the gold colour. Khai bought the purple version. Zimah obviously bought the PINK version. We're happy with it! LOL!

Not Forgetting~~ I want to wish a Happy BELATED BIRTHDAY to them!

To:
April: Babah (18th April) & Kaka (23rd April)
June: P.E (June 1st), Babu (June 3rd) & GG (June 6th)

To My Friends:

Aji on May 13th
and
Shix on June 25th

TO MY BELOVED BESTFRIEND

Dk. Hjh Zirwatul Hayat
June 18th

Happy Belated 21st Birthday!
&
Welcome Back to Brunei. Safe and Sound. (=

p/s : Sorry I couldn't make it to the airport to welcome you. I was having my BIS2 test the moment u arrive to Brunei Land. (=

Insyallah I'll be there to send you back Manchy nanti. & COngrates on proceeding to your Final Year. Good Luck!

21 it is!

2009-04-24T02:26:00.009+08:00

I would really like to thank everyone who've made my 21st birthday worth spending the day! I really appreciate the hard work and everything that you guys have made. Although i just turn 21 two hours and 30 mins ago but i had FUN! thanks to all my friends who've texted me through my MSN, Facebook, Mobile Phone and face to face greeting.

I wanted to thank my family on behalf of my friends for besubahat to surprise me at 12 o'clock tadi. I was surprised though. I wont share much details on that. but the fun bit was of course cutting the cake, eating it, playing wii, and last but not least the flour & water fight! Nanti kamu ah~~~ Revenge time is always there. main tapung kamu ahhh!!!! thanks to them Aji, Khai, Nazmi, Razdey, Muniir, Afham, Rahmat, Sepol, Butter, Aiira and Francine for the SURPRISE. im speechless. words cant describe how much i really appreciate it. really2 thank you. This is my 2nd year in a row being surprised by them. Despite the fact that im actually wearing pajamas when they surprised me. I didnt expect for it.

To my bestfriends, thanks for the SWEETEST and CUTE text messeges that u guys have sent to me. I love it indeed. and I love you guys.

The Surprise Geng Member:

Playing Wii

21 it is! A year older A year wiser and A year smarter. (=

Kota Kinabalu April 2009

2009-04-09T19:26:00.002+08:00

Those are the times we've spent together in KK. It was fun with all the unexpected events. It was lotsa fun. Next time again? I'm glad that everyone was having fun. Shopping, Zoo, Food, Sleep-together, and everything. Uncle Shah Alam was a great driver. thanks uncle. Unfortunately,I guess none of Us take picture of him. LOL! I'll upload more pixes in the future time. Now i need to get back to work.

THOSE who were there with me in KK:
Khai,Razdey,Nazmi,Afham,Aji,Sidek,Jacky.
Butter,Aimee,Francine,Far,Fillah,Fiqah and Safrina.

Thanks guys for making this trip real and happen for me. Thanks also for making this experience worth every little effort that I've made in order to organize it. And thanks for making it one of the BEST moment and events in 2009 for me.

It was really awesome. 1Borneo was awesome. Hehe... Of course the shopping bits.

KK Geng! You guys are awesome.!!!!!!!!!! Hugs! Group hugs (=

Happy Birthday Zimah

2009-03-31T20:00:00.002+08:00

Happy 21st Birthday
to
my beloved bestfriend,
Zimah Hamid @ Cindy =)

I'm wishing you all the best of luck babe. I Hope the best for you. May ALLAH bless you with happiness, prosperity, good health and success. I'm so grateful to have you and being one of your closest friends of all for more than 12 years, I'm thankful. There's nothing more I could as for despite being one of your friends.

I'm sorry I could not make it for the lunch and I'm sorry to disappoint you for not singing birthday song for you regardless I'm being sick. I hope you have enjoyed your birthday today. And I'm happy that you liked it for what I left on your car. Btw, Aira Lampooh did help me to "jurit" your car with those daun. And it was her idea. Hehe.....

And yeah, I pray for all the good things for you. xoxo.

*singing*
Happy Birthday to you~
Happy Birthday to you~
Happy Birthday to Zimahku~
Happy Birthday to you~

*hugs*

From me to you,
Syahmi =)

30.03.2009

2009-03-30T18:29:00.004+08:00

Holla! :) I'm backkkkk!!!!!! Hehe....

so yeah, today is Butter's birthday and its Monday!!! As requested by Butter, we wore pink to school. :) *nasib ko birthday* It was fun today. Butter came in and we sang birthday for her then she repeatedly requested for more. *bukannya nda pandai bersyukur ia atu* Hoho... Then during lunch time we went to Gadong Properties. I'd tried the Ayam Penyet and it was good. I think it would be much better if the sambal was a lil bit more spicy. (=

Later in the afternoon, after HRM Class, Me and Raz team up to beat Nazmi and Wollo Bulu in Hand-PingPong that we've invented in the class. I didn't know how they did the scoring but what the hell? Who cares and Me and Razdey Won!!!!!!! Yay for Us =) LoL it was fun though. Hehe... This is my first time playing it as a team and we won. On the other hand, I also tried playing Big 2 for the first time too and I didn't win. Too Bad. But I enjoyed Ping Pong more. Haha...

Btw, happy advance birthday to my dear Zimah =)

30th March 2009

2009-03-29T23:45:00.002+08:00

30.03.09
Happy Birthday to you!
21 is the number.

Happy Birthday to you,
Another dream come true.
Another day to celebrate.
Internationally Legal is what you get.

Happy Birthday to you,
I wish you all your dreams come true,
all your before 21 y.o. plans has accomplished.
Happy Birthday to you.

Butter, today we celebrate.
Haha....

From,
Syahmi. =)

=)

2009-03-19T19:15:00.002+08:00

it seems like I've abandoned my blog for quite sometimes. People are now asking me to update but hmmmm..... i dunno wat to update abt. maybe later. Hehe....

sothisismyshortupdate.

will be updated soon. Insyaallah

1st Anniversary

2009-03-10T18:16:00.004+08:00

I would like to say Happy 1st Anniversary to my blog.
Its been a fun and interesting journey i had with you.
We've been through the hard times and also a good one.
Nevertheless, there's still people who wants to read you.
To all my loyal visitors, readers and everyone thanks for everything.
(=

I'm proud of you Dear Blog.
9th March 2009
from your creator,
Syahmi HMD

Doa Selamat @ Ijah's

2009-02-27T15:40:00.003+08:00

26.02.2009

2009-02-26T23:05:00.007+08:00

ITB. MA Class

Salam~

Pictures below were taken during and after MA Class. Time passed by quite fast today. But it was fun. Hehe.. Then after MA Class we had Ugama Class. It was also fun. Siuk. Our topic was about ‘kubur’ or grave.

For the first time today, we had our lunch with Ms Azizah at Sumbangsih. Also there were Khai, Raz, Muniir, Aira, Zue and Jannah, We talked about lots of topic which includes marriage and snake.

Utama Bowling

Then after that we went for Bowling. Well, it was a last minute decision since we have no where else to go. And I would like to congratulate Muniir, Khai, myself, Butter and Raz (btw, names are NOT according the rank) for making it through the TOP 5 highest Pin-drop. It was fun. LOL. Finally, we played bowling. After that we went back to ITB and HOME.

I wanna greet Feza @ Fida, Khai’s gf, a Happy Birthday. Wishing her all the best of luck and May ALLAH bless her. Amin~~

SOAS Memorial Lecture

2009-02-25T21:18:00.004+08:00

Sultan Omar 'Ali Saifuddien Memorial Lecture, that's the event that we have attended this morning. The event was attended by HRH Crown Prince, His Excellency Mr Lee Kwan Yew and HRH Prince Abdul Malik. It was an interesting event to go. There were over (i think) 1,000 people who attended the event. Although I can't really hear what His Excellency was saying due to some technical problem. (= but I'm sure it was indeed a very interesting speech that he has delivered. All of us intake 23 Business and Managment students attended the event.

Later in the afternoon after class, me, Raz, Khai and Butt went to Easyway Tanjung Bunut. It was a last minute decision. Since Butt needs to fetch her niece from afternoon class. Then went for sight-seeing at Ikea's. *Lawa bed nya. RANDOM! and Mirrornya hehe.. *

first time.

2009-02-23T23:16:00.003+08:00

Yeah! We had a small family gathering early in the afternoon. just with the neighbour and some others. eat eat and drink drink. LoL! Just for fun. Hehe.... It was fun until the thunder strikes. scary but beautiful. skip that story.

A friend of mine called me and asked me whether I wanted to join them for a short hang-out. At first I don't want coz I dont want to drive. and and and I just washed the car. 1st time by myself. coz i usually just send it to the car wash and pay them to wash it for me. But now since I knew how to wash it, I can save more cash. LOL. So, she picked me up and sent me back home for the first time. It was fun when you dont have to drive for once. and we went to snow house.SIUK! hehe. then on our way back home to send me, it was still raining and some places were experiencing flooding. pity them. and pity si kereta kaka. LOL!

dont cry just drive.

don't brake and just slow.

Kesian ia. Setelah merentasi onak dan badai duri, merenangi lautan api dan merentasi gunung yang tinggi, dengan selamatnya aku samapi ke rumah. thanks man! It was really fun, for the first time I dont have to drive.

two "first time" events today :
*self-service car wash,and,
*being fetched up and sent home.

siuk!

just for a second....

2009-02-19T21:38:00.004+08:00

It was really a tough weeks of school. I've been busy with lectures, tutorials, assignments and indeed a numerous presentation to be prepared. Yesterday was my first presentation for the semester. There's like 4 more presentation to go. and more coming up. For the next presentation I have not discuss it with my group. My individual presentation, sigh~ its tough. But then what's life without tough moments. I know that I can go through these. Have faith. =)

Btw, I wanna say Happy Belated Birthday to:
Ang (14.02.09)
and
Zeing (18.02.09)

I wanna wish both of you all the best of luck. I hope both of you enjoy your great day of being a year older. (=

Kentut

2009-02-14T22:25:00.002+08:00

Seorang wartawan lelaki telah di tugaskan membuat liputan
dan siasatan
mengenai aktiviti kelab gay di Bukit Bintang. Dia di
kehendaki menyamar
sebagai gay. Wartawan itu dengan senang hati menggayakan
pakaian dan cara
seorang gay. Setelah seminggu mempelajari tingkahlaku dan
gaya seorang
gay, akhirnya pada malam minggu itu wartawan itu masuk ke
kelab gay
tersebut.

Wartawan itu dipasang dengan microphone n camera bersaiz
kecil bagi
merakam segala aksi dan aktiviti di kelab gay tersebut.
Setelah masuk
wartawan itu terus menuju ke bar utama dan memesan segelas
bir. Dia hanya
duduk sambil memerhatikan gelagat-gelagat gay di kelab
tersebut. Ada yang
menari dan ada yang duduk sambil berpeluk-pelukan sesama
lelaki. Wartawan
itu merasa geli geleman melihat tingkahlaku mereka.

"Hai...sorang ke bro", tiba-tiba wartawan itu di
sapa.

"A'ah, saya tunggu kawan saya. Tak sampai-sampai
lagi ni", kata wartawan
itu separuh menjerit kerana kebingitan muzik di kelab itu.

Tiba-tiba wartawan itu berasa sakit perut. Rasa seperti
ingin kentut
sahaja.

"Muzik tengah kuat ni bolehlah aku kentut ni",
bisik hati wartawan itu.

Wartawan itu pun melepaskan kentutnya. Satu demi satu.
Berturut-turutan.
Tiba-tiba muzik rancak itu berhenti kerana DJ nya ingin
menukar ke lagu
perlahan. Sementara proses pertukaran lagu itu kentut
wartawan itu telah
di dengari oleh gay-gay yg berhampiran dengan wartawan itu.

"Eh eh... ada dara lagi la kat sini", ujar salah
seorang gay di situ
sambil memandang wartawan itu.

"A'ah lah... kat depan kita ada dara", ujar
yang lain pula.

Semua gay di situ telah pergi mendapatkan wartawan itu.
Semua wajah mereka
menunjukkan keghairahan nafsu yang ketara.

"Saya bukan dara lagi la", ujar wartawan itu.

"Kalau dah tak dara kenapa kentut. Kuat lak tu. Sempit
tuu...", ujar salah
seorang gay itu.

Tergamam wartawan itu. Akhirnya dirinya di noda secara
bergilir-gilir oleh
pengunjung kelab gay itu. Menangis teresak-esak wartawan
itu. Akhirnya
nikmat kentut sudah tidak akan dapat dirasai lagi sepanjang
hidupnya.

Moral kepada lelaki : Jangan berkentut dihadapan GAY.
AWAS!!

SERIOUSLY! I LAUGHED ALL THE WAY TIL THE END!

Laa Ilaaha IllalLah

2009-02-14T22:19:00.001+08:00

Dengarkanlah..buatkanlah..katakanlah...

HARI KIAMAT akan SEGERA TIBA dan batu bintang akan
terbit, AL QURAN akan hilang dan matahari akan dekat diatas kepala, saat
itulah manusia akan
panik'.Itulah akibat dari kelakuan mereka yang
selalu menuruti HAWA NAFSU dalam jiwa. Dan Barangsiapa yang menyebarkan
ayat ini dan disebarkan
kepada teman-teman atau Masyarakat Islam
sekitarnya.. 'SEBARKANLAH AJARANKU WALAU SATU AYAT PUN' (Sabda Rasulullah
S.A.W) 'Nescaya ALLAH S.W.T
memperbaiki bagimu amalan-amalanmu dan mengampuni
bagimu dosa-dosamu. Dan barangsiapa mentaati ALLAH S.W.T dan Rasul-Nya,
maka sesungguhnya ia telah mendapat kemenangan yang besar.' (Surah
Al-Ahzab:71)
awas pemberian CD free bertajuk AHMAD'DREAM
motifnya memurtadkan melayu islam.watak lakonan oleh org melayu yg berjaya
dimurtadkan. Sebarkan kalu sayang pada islam!!

Aneh ya, ketika seseorang yang kita sayangi
memanggil kita, serta-merta kita datang untuk penuhi panggilannya. .. Tapi
ketika ALLAH memanggil kita (azan), biasanya kita akan malas dengan alasan
waktunya masih panjang.
Heran ya..bagaimana ketika anda membaca pesanan
ini, anda tidak akan mengirim kepada beberapa orang yang ada di dalam
messenger anda kerana anda risau apakah mereka akan fikirkan tentang diri
anda atas kiriman ini kepada mereka..

Heran ya bagaimana kita lebih bimbang akan apa yang orang fikirkan tentang kita...

daripada apa yang ALLAH fikirkan
Berhati-hati, kalo ada sesapa nk jual perfume and
suruh korang hidu bau perfume, tolong jgn hidu..terdapat kes dimana seorg
gadis didatangi 2 lelaki yg mendakwa melakukan kajian psl myk wangi dan
menyuruh gadis tersebut menghidunya. sejurus kemudian gadis itu
pengsan.sedar2 ia berada didpn sebuah bangunan,dan mendapati dirinya
dirogol.barang berharga, wallet,henpon semua dirompak..so
beringat2 lah la ni macam2 kes jenayah
ada... ...

Baca, ... Assalamu 'alaikum, Kubur itu gelap,
cahayanya ialah 'Laa Ilaaha IllalLah'. Jika diletakkan langit dan bumi di
sebelah dacing, dan kalimah ini di sebelah yang satu lagi, pasti lebih
berat lagi nilai
kalimah 'Laa ilaaha illalLah' ini. Rasulullah saw.
bersabda (mafhumnya): 'Wahai manusia! Ucaplah 'Laa ilaaha illalLah' (Tiada
tuhan yang disembah melainkan Allah!), kamu pasti berjaya!' Marilah kita
ucapkan kalimah ini: 'Laa ilaaha illallah!' x 10 Setelah ucapkannya
sebanyak 10 kali, panjangkan dan fowardkan email
ini kepada rakan-rakan dan sahabat handai anda. Bayangkan betapa besarnya pahala yang Allah
sediakan, hanya untuk usaha kita yang sedikit ini

1st day of Final Year

2009-01-28T22:39:00.007+08:00

It was yesterday and it was really a tiring day. Started off the morning with lots of full briefing. I was excited to go back to school ever since the last day of attachment. Hehe.. At the same time I did felt a little bit of nervous knowing the fact that some of us M2 will be exchanged with M1. It was really a nerve breaking moment. I'm glad that I'm still part of M2. at the same time I'm a lil bit frustrated knowing that Butter, Shirley, Ang, Isma, Afham, Nana and Ka Mijah were among the victims from the exchange. I am going to miss every single one of you during tutorial classes. But look at the bright side, we still in the same lecture. Thats the fun bit. In the afternoon we had this Mind Challenging Activity whereby its actually a group activity in which we're competing with other groups. It was lots of fun, though it was actually tiring. But the fun won. LOL. So let the pictures do the explaination.

THE GROUP NAME

The Group Members
(Me, Razdey,Nazmi,Khai,Butter,Aiira,Wolliz, Jannah and Myla)

The first challenge

2nd Challenge

We won 2nd Place Overall
&
We won CREATIVITY Design Sections. LOL.

Back to School

2009-01-26T01:07:00.003+08:00

School is just around the corner. I seriously cant wait for it. I'm looking forward the day ever since the last day of attachment. Although I did went to school for Career Dialogue's preparation, the feeling is just not the same. Im surely going to have fun. LOL. I miss school and maybe the lecture and tutorials. LOL.

Countdown

1 DAY TO GO!

Help Palestine

2009-01-25T01:47:00.004+08:00

Gong Xi Fa Chai

2009-01-24T23:36:00.004+08:00

Gong Xi Fa Cai

I wanna wish all my friends especially Chinese, a Happy Chinese New Year.
May this year bring you lots of happiness, prosperity and good health.
Have a blast yeah and enjoy~~~

Jokes Collection

2009-01-23T21:10:00.001+08:00

1. Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:

Isteri : Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu?

Suami : Kenapa?

Isteri : Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu?

Suami : Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?

2. Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.

'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu atau bersetubuh kan bang kan dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan'.

Kata si suami 'Yerr kerr? Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai untuk bunuh syaitan kan , betul tak sayang' sambil ketawa.

Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang.

Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata 'Banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.

Si suami tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata 'Banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'. 'Tak pe...tunggulah malam'. Esoknya si isteri berkata 'Banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.

Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah. Esoknya si isteri berkata 'Banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... '.

Si suami tiba-tiba marah dan berkata ... 'Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang?'

3. Nak dijadikan cerita, suatu hari Pak Pandir melalui satu lorong yang kecik semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye. Entah macam mana, di tengah perjalanannya tadi dia terjumpa seketul tahi yang masih panas. Tapi dia masih bingung sama ada betul ke benda yang dia jumpa tu seketul tahi. Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu, Pak Pandir ambil keputusan untuk mengkaji contoh najis berkenaan. Pak Pandir tengok dengan lebih dekat tahi tersebut, lalu dia berkata,

'Bentuk macam tahi.' Lepas tu dia pegang pulak tahi tu, lalu dia berkata, 'Lembik...macam tahi.' Lepas tu dia ambik sikit tahi tu lalu dia hidu tahi tu, lepas tu dia berkata, 'Bau macam tahi.' Oleh kerana Pak Pandir ni masih ragu-ragu dengan tahi tu lalu dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk menjilat sedikit tahi tersebut. Sebaik sahaja dia menjilat tahi berkenaan dia pun menjerit... 'MEMANG TAHI! NASIB BAIK AKU TAK TERPIJAK!!!'

4. Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya, tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya.

Ali : Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?

Mamak : Saya bini juga surat India mari.

Ali : Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....

Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby! Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!

Ali : Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?

Mamak : Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik. Bini pun tadak mari.

Ali : ?????????????

5. Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.

Pembeli : Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini?

Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu RM500, sedangkan yang diam itu RM1000.

Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.

Penjual: Yaa... memang berbeza, yang berharga RM1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.

6. Seorang gadis yang Bahasa Ingerisnya kacau-bilau... suatu hari terlanggar seorang pelancong US ketika berjalan² di The Mall.

Gadis : ' I'm sorry '

Pelancong : ' I'm sorry, too '

Si gadis kelihatan bingung kerana tidak faham apa yang diperkatakan oleh pelancong itu. Dia meneka2 dan terus menjawab…

Gadis : ' I'm sorry, three '

Pelancong : ' What are you sorry for? '

Gadis : ' I'm sorry, five '

7. Seorang lelaki telah pergi ke sebuah kedai kek untuk memesan sebiji kek sempena hari jadi isterinya.

'Apa yang hendak ditulis pada kek ulang tahun ini, Encik?' tanya si gadis manis yang bertugas di kaunter kepada lelaki itu. 'Mmmm, tulis saja 'Sayang tidak bertambah tua' di bahagian atas, kemudian sambung dengan 'Sayang cuma bertambah cantik' di bahagian bawah,' kata lelaki itu.

Esoknya, lelaki itu datang mengambil kek yang ditempahnya itu dan terus membawa pulang ke rumah untuk dipersembahkan kepada isterinya yang tersayang di hadapan tetamu-tetamu yang lain. Dan ketika kek itu dibuka di depan isteri dan tetamu undangan yang lain, lelaki itu setengah pengsan ketika membaca tulisan yang tertera di kek itu:

'SAYANG TIDAK BERTAMBAH TUA DI BAHAGIAN ATAS. SAYANG CUMA BERTAMBAH CANTIK DI BAHAGIAN BAWAH.'

8. Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapanya untuk berkahwin dengan Robert, jejaka pilihannya yang juga adalah jiran dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil lagi.

Suzy : Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mahu berkahwin.

Ayah : Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh berkahwin dengan sesiapa saja kecuali Robert.

Suzy : Tapi mengapa?

Ayah : (Separuh berbisik) Kerana Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu. Tapi, jangan beritahu ibumu ye! Terkejut dengan jawapan itu, Suzy pergi pula kepada ibunya.

Suzy : Ibu, Ayah melarang saya berkahwin dengan Robert.

Ibu : Tak usah dengar cakap ayah kamu tu. Kamu boleh kahwin dengan sesiapa yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.

Suzi : Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya. Adik beradik kan tak boleh kahwin.

Ibu : (Separuh berbisik) Hmmm... Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kamu bukan anaknya.

Suzy : Ha!!??!

23.M2

2009-01-20T01:33:00.002+08:00

Career Dialogue 2009

2009-01-18T20:44:00.004+08:00

Pameran
&
Dialog Kerjaya
2009

Tarikh : 22hb Januari 2009
Tempat : Institut Teknologi Brunei,
Jln Tungku Link, Gadong.
Jam : 8.30 pagi hingga 4.30 petang.

Terbuka untuk Orang Awam!!!!

Happy Birthday 16.01.2009

2009-01-16T00:05:00.002+08:00

Happy

21^st

Birthday!

To my beloved best-friend, I wanna wish you a great-memorable-enjoyable- happy birthday. 21, now that you’re officially legal around the world. I hope to give you everything that money can buy but on my second thought, I just wanna give you our friendship that we’ve made for the past decades. The value is priceless. Eventually, I’ll get you something else though as a birthday present. No worries. I hope you will enjoy your birthday and have a blast. We’ll celebrate it on a later date yeah. Hehe. May Allah bless you babe.

Happy Birthday!

Best wishes,

Syahmi

On Hiatus

2009-01-14T21:28:00.002+08:00

My blog will be on hiatus for a short time due to busy-ness. Be back soon!

Kalau Dahi tak Mencecah Sejadah Di Dunia.....

2009-01-10T21:07:00.001+08:00

Assalam Mu'alaikum !

Sudah Bersediakah Anda Ketika Dipanggil Pulang Oleh Allah SWT?!!!

Bersihkanlah dirimu sebelum kamu dimandikan!
Berwudhu'lah kamu sebelum kamu diwudhu'kan!
Bersolatlah kamu sebelum kamu disolatkan!
Tutuplah rambutmu sebelum rambutmu ditutupkan!
Dengan kain kafan yang serba putih!
Pada waktu itu tidak guna lagi bersedih....
Walaupun orang yang hadir itu merintih....

Selepas itu kamu akan diletak di atas lantai....
Lalu dilaksanakanlah solat Jenazah
Dengan empat kali takbir dan satu salam
Berserta Fatihah, Selawat dan doa....
Sebagai memenuhi tuntutan Fardhu Kifayah

Tapi apakah empat kali takbir itu dapat menebus....
Segala dosa meninggalkan solat sepanjang hidup?
Apakah solat Jenazah yang tanpa rukuk dan sujud....
Dapat membayar hutang rukuk dan sujudmu yang telah luput?

Sungguh tertipulah dirimu jika beranggapan demikian....
Justeru ku menyeru sekelian Muslimin dan Muslimat....
Usunglah dirimu ke tikar Solat....
Sebelum kamu diusung ke liang lahad....
Menjadi makanan cacing dan mamahan ulat!

Iringilah dirimu ke masjid....
Sebelum kamu diiringi ke Pusara!
Tangisilah dosa-dosamu di dunia....
Kerana tangisan tidak berguna lagi di alam baqa'!

Sucikanlah dirimu sebelum kamu disucikan!
Sedarlah kamu sebelum kamu disedarkan.. ..
Dengan panggilan 'Izrail yang menakutkan!
Berimanlah kamu sebelum kamu ditalkinkan!
Kerana ianya berguna untuk yang tinggal....
Bukan yang pergi!

Beristighfarlah kamu sebelum kamu diistighfarkan!
Namun ketika itu istighfar tidak menyelamatkan!

Ingatlah di mana saja kamu berada.....
Kamu tetap memijak bumi Tuhan!
Dan dibumbungi dengan langit Tuhan!
Serta menikmati rezeki Tuhan!
Justeru bila Dia menyeru,....
Sambutlah seruan-Nya Sebelum Dia....
memanggilmu buat kali yang terakhirnya!
Ingatlah kamu dahulu hanya....
setitis air mani yang tidak bererti!

Lalu menjadi segumpal darah!
Lalu menjadi seketul daging!
Lalu daging itu membaluti tulang!
Lalu jadilah kamu insan yang mempunyai erti....

Ingatlah asal usulmu yang tidak bernilai itu....
Yang kalau jatuh ke tanah Ayam tak patuk itik tak sudu!
Tapi Allah mengangkatmu ke suatu mercu....
Yang lebih agung dari malaikat!

Lahirmu bukan untuk dunia....
Tapi gunakanlah ia buat melayar bahtera akhirat!

Sambutlah seruan 'Hayya 'alas Solaah'....
Dengan penuh rela dan bersedia!
Sambutlah seruan 'Hayya 'alal Falaah'..
Jalan kemenangan akhirat dan dunia!

Ingatlah yang kekal ialah amal....
Menjadi bekal sepanjang jalan!
Menjadi teman di perjalanan. ..
Guna kembali ke pangkuan Tuhan!

Pada hari itu tiada berguna.
Harta, tahta dan putera....
Isteri, kad kredit dan kereta....
Kondominium, saham dan niaga....
Kalau dahi tak mencecah sejadah di dunia!!!

' Saling berpesan-pesan untuk kearah kebaikkan'

TANDA 100 HARI SEBELUM HARI MATI!!!!!
Assalam Mu'alaikum Wbrth!!! BACALAH DENGAN TELITI!!!

Ini adalah tanda pertama dari Allah SWT kepada hambanya dan hanya
akan disedari oleh mereka yang dikehendakinya. Walaubagaimanapun
semua orang Islam akan mendapat tanda ini cuma samada mereka sedar
atau tidak sahaja. Tanda ini akan berlaku lazimnya selepas waktu Asar
.

Seluruh tubuh iaitu dari hujung rambut sehingga ke hujung kaki akan
mengalami getaran atau seakan-akan mengigil. Contohnya seperti daging
lembu yang baru saja disembelih dimana jika diperhatikan dengan
teliti kita akan mendapati daging tersebut seakan-akan bergetar.
Tanda ini rasanya lazat dan bagi mereka yang sedar dan berdetik di
hati bahawa mungkin ini adalah tanda mati maka getaran ini akan
berhenti dan hilang setelah kita sedar akan kehadiran tanda ini.
Bagi mereka yang tidak diberi kesedaran atau mereka yang hanyut
dengan kenikmatan tanpa memikirkan soal kematian, tanda ini akan
lenyap begitu sahaja tanpa sebarang munafaat.
Bagi yang sedar dengan kehadiran tanda ini maka ini adalah peluang
terbaik untuk memunafaatkan masa yang ada untuk mempersiapkan diri
dengan amalan dan urusan yang akan dibawa atau ditinggalkan sesudah
mati.

TANDA 40 HARI
Tanda ini juga akan berlaku sesudah waktu Asar. Bahagian pusat kita
akan berdenyut-denyut. Pada ketika ini daun yang tertulis nama kita
akan gugur dari pokok yang letaknya di atas Arash Allah SWT.
Mak a Malaikat Maut akan mengambil daun tersebut dan mula membuat
persediaannya ke atas kita, antaranya ialah ia akan mula mengikuti
kita sepanjang masa. Akan terjadi Malaikat Maut ini akan
memperlihatkan wajahnya sekilas lalu dan jika ini terjadi, mereka
yang terpilih ini akan merasakan seakan-akan bingung seketika.
Adapun Malaikat Maut ini wujudnya cuma seorang tetapi kuasanya untuk
mencabut nyawa adalah bersamaan dengan jumlah nyawa yang akan
dicabutnya.

TANDA 7 HARI
Adapun tanda ini akan diberikan hanya kepada mereka yang diuji dengan
musibah kesakitan di mana orang sakit yang tidak makan secara
tiba-tiba ianya berselera untuk makan.

TANDA 3 HARI
Pada ketika ini akan terasa denyutan di bahagian tengah dahi kita
iaitu diantara dahi kanan dan kiri. Jika tanda ini dapat dikesan maka
berpuasalah kita selepas itu supaya perut kita tidak mengandungi
banyak najis dan ini akan memudahkan urusan orang yang akan
memandikan kita nanti.

Ketika ini juga mata hitam kita tidak akan bersinar lagi dan bagi
orang yang sakit hidungnya akan perlahan-lahan jatuh dan ini dapat
dikesan jika kita melihatnya dari bahagian sisi. Telinganya akan layu
dimana bahagian hujungnya akan beransur-ansur masuk ke dalam.
Telapak kakinya yang terlunjur akan perlahan-lahan jatuh ke depan dan
sukar ditegakkan.

TANDA 1 HARI
Akan berlaku sesudah waktu Asar di mana kita akan merasakan satu
denyutan di sebelah belakang iaitu di kawasan ubun-ubun di mana ini
menandakan kita tidak akan sempat untuk menemui waktu Asar keesokan
harinya.

TANDA AKHIR
Akan berlaku keadaan di mana kita akan merasakan satu keadaan sejuk
di bahagian pusat dan ianya akan turun ke pinggang dan seterusnya
akan naik ke bahagian halkum.
Ketika ini hendaklah kita terus mengucap kalimah syahadah dan berdiam
diri dan menantikan kedatangan malaikatmaut untuk menjemput kita
kembali kepada Allah SWT yang telah menghidupkan kita dan sekarang
akan mematikan pula.

Sesungguhnya mengingati mati itu adalah bijak
forward this buletin...may ALLAH SWT bless you.
Saling berpesan2lah sesama kita........ .

John & Janet

2009-01-10T21:07:00.000+08:00

Di suatu kawasan pedalaman di Texas, seorang penternak yang mempunyai ladang ternak yang luas dan berjaya telah meninggal dunia dengan meninggalkan seorang balu yang masih muda dan cantik, namanya Janet.

Janet membuat keputusan untuk meneruskan kerjaya suaminya dengan mengambil alih ladang ternakan tersebut, tetapi dia tidak mempunyai kemahiran yang cukup untuk mengendalikan ladangnya. Jadi dia pun membuat keputusan untuk mengiklankan di dalam akhbar untuk mencari seorang pembantu yang akan mengerjakan ladang ternaknya dengan menawarkan gaji dan sebuah bilik di rumahnya sebagai tempat kediaman memandangkan ladang yang dimaksudkan hanya berada di belakang rumahnya.

Selang beberapa hari kemudian ada dua orang pemuda yang memohon pekerjaan tersebut. Seorang gay, dan seorang kaki mabuk.Memandangkan tiada sesiapa lagi yang memohon jawatan tersebut selain dari dua orang pemuda tadi, Janet terpaksa memilih salah seorang dari mereka.

Setelah menimbangkan semasak-masaknya, Janet memilih si gay, bernama John untuk bekerja dengannya, dengan anggapan bahawa dia berasa lebih selamat tinggal bersama seorang gay daripada tinggal dengan seorang pemabuk.

Minggu demi minggu berlalu. John telah melakukan tugasnya dengan penuh tekun dan rajin. John kerap kali menghabiskan waktunya sehingga malam untuk membuat kerja-kerja di ladang ternakan. Ladangnya menjadi semakin berjaya dan ternakan semakin banyak membiak dan sihat-sihat belaka. Gembiralah si Janet ni tadi... kerana ingin menghargai kerajinan si John ni, Janet pun berkata kepada John, "John, kau telah melakukan kerja dengan baik dan ladang ternakan pun kulihat semakin bagus, kau sepatutnya ambil cuti pergi ke pekan berjalan-jalan untuk melegakan tekanan kerja..." Gembiralah John, dan pada suatu malam minggu, dia pun pergi ke pekan.

Sampailah ke tengah malam, John tak pulang-pulang ke rumah. Pukul 1 tak pulang, pukul 2 tak pulang. Pukul 2.30 pagi barulah John pulang kerumah. Sampai ke rumah, didapati Janet sedang menunggunya sambil duduk di sofa berhampiran unggun api.

"Buka butang bajuku dan tanggalkannya." Kata Janet.
John dengan tangan yang terketar-ketar dan perasaan yang terkejut,melakukan apa yang diarahkan.

"Sekarang, buka kasut but ku."
John buat, perlahan sekali.

"Buka, setokin ku.."
Dia buat juga.

"Sekarang, buka skirt ku."
Dia buat juga.

"Sekarang buka coliku."
Dengan tangan yang menggigil, dia buat apa yang disuruh.

"Sekarang....buka seluar dalamku..."
Dengan perlahan, dia melucutkannya ke bawah dan menanggalkannya.

Kemudian, Janet pun memandang John, sambil berkata...

"Sekali lagi kau pergi pekan dengan memakai pakaian aku, aku pecat kau on the spot."

Akekekek...apa yg engkorang pikir haaa?????????

Power

2009-01-07T18:06:00.003+08:00

One has once said that with great power comes with great responsibility. And that is what I am feeling right now. I guess I need to be more prepared of what to come. I realized that this will slowly has an effect on me but I just got to take it. Take it as a challenge. I can feel the pressure has just began. I just hope it won't change me.

Facebook

2009-01-06T22:09:00.000+08:00

random

2009-01-06T19:50:00.001+08:00

so close yet so far

Happy Birthday Sadah!

2009-01-05T22:00:00.004+08:00

Happy 20th Birthday Sadah!!!!

I wanna wish you all the best of luck in everything. May ALLAH bless you with happiness, good health and prosperity. Sadahhhh IMY. Hehe... Enjoy your day.

Happy Birthday also to Vivian and Ong Aaron. Have a good one yeah.

p.s: the picture was taken during our Chemistry class. Haha. I miss that.

Series

2009-01-05T21:46:00.002+08:00

Here are some of the series you should watch. I’ve been downloading lots and lots of series lately. And the reason is actually just for the sake of filling all my free time during holidays. So I need to catch up lots of series indeed.

Lipstick Jungle

Full of drama of life. Love life. Friendship and Family.

Privileged

Sisterhood. Tutor. Rich Spoilt Brats. Love life and Family.

Dirty Sexy Money

Spoilt-rich brats. Family.

Chuck

Super-b hilarious. Love it.

Bedtime Stories

2009-01-05T21:14:00.003+08:00

I’ve watched Bedtime Stories on 3oth December which was last week. It was indeed a really funny-jaw dropping-hilarious movie of Adam Sandler. I really enjoyed the movie. I loved the part when Adam got his tongue stung by the bee. It was damn hilarious. And impressively one of his friends can translate whatever he was trying to say although others don’t except when he wrongly translated the “up and down the alligator” Haha. Inside Joke. The pet is damn cute with its big eyes.

Overall I’ll rate it 9/10. It would have been perfect if, ……….. (reasons not to be disclosed). *evil laugh*